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Don't Touch That Dial!
Do you have money to burn? Want to buy something nice and exotic for your daughter? I can help you, but only for a limited time!
That's right kiddos! For a limited time only the Chinese Orc Merchant could visit you and your daughter with these six (count them SIX!) valuable treasures!
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Is your daughter not as developed as the other girls in the kingdom? Well with this pill, I can assure you the guys will be following her like puppies. |
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An exotic piece of jewelry from the western desert. Perhaps she should wear it the next time she goes Adventuring? |
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A beautifully crafted robe made from the finest silk from the far East. I would not be surprised if your butler makes your daughter wait until she is 15 years of age to wear it. |
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Rumor says the jewel inside the ring is really an egg of the Water Spirit. But what do I know about rumors? Still pretty, no? |
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A skillfully crafted flute made from the horn of a unicorn. So what if they are now endangered? Listen to the music, and you too will be enchanted. |
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This necklace was made during ancient times to honor the goddess Venus. Only fathers who want their daughters to be more beautiful should buy this. |
